A Rolling Stone Restaurant with Paul Scheer

Jason Gore (00:00)
The Jeff and Wisp Show. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through lifestyle. Every morning on 108.9, The Hawk.

you

Well, you may not be rocking into the night, but you're certainly rocking into your morning 8.03 on 108.9 The Hawk. You should be up. You unless you're rocking.

Geoff Garlock (00:23)
Unless you're rocking out of the night, you're doing your own

version of a 38 special parody. It's a parody that's not too strong. It's just like a little bit of a change.

Jason Gore (00:31)
my god.

Rockin' out of the night Rockin' out of the night Cause you've been workin' all night

Geoff Garlock (00:39)
Out of the night and it works and

then you're like, well, it's not really funny, but it's definitely a parody Maybe it's a pastiche, you know my god are you telling me that all these new hair Clapton songs we've been hearing are just parodies

Jason Gore (00:44)
It's not at all. It's a parody. Not all parodies have to be funny. Eric Clapton, that is a quote from Eric Clapton.

They don't

have to be funny. Now, if you don't know what we're talking about with these parodies, let me play one for you here. is one, of course, you have heard already on 108.9, the Hawk, but this is pizza here tonight Eric Clapton. you tell us, is it parody? And if it is, is it funny?

Geoff Garlock (01:01)
My God.

Jason Gore (01:18)
I'm not pizza

And with cheese I like And sometimes if I'm

Just take one slice. One slice. You think it's gonna be a bite, but it's one slice. He also had a Forever Bland, which was Man redo. get that up.

Geoff Garlock (01:35)
It's always you think it's gonna be bite and that's how we get you

Jason Gore (02:06)
See now that one's good because I do have issues with seasoning. I do tell my caretaker Fanny more seasoning now. He knows. He knows.

Geoff Garlock (02:15)
And Clapton knows that's what parody is all about. It's just like facts,

not necessarily about being funny. And he does cover it actually, little known fact. This is not a little known fact segment. This is not a good rock fact. This is a little known fact. This is not a good rock fact, but Eric Clapton does have a book about sketch comedy coming out.

Jason Gore (02:19)
So.

What's that? Wait, is this a rock, is this a good rock fact? Okay, because I had it ready. I had it ready, Scotty. Okay, good, good, good, good.

Holy shit.

Geoff Garlock (02:34)
He

realized there weren't many books about sketch comedy and he wanted to specifically write one about parody and it's called Parody, Pastiche, or Satire, innit?

Jason Gore (02:44)
Yeah, I didn't know it was claptid until we got the in it at the end like he's no Gallagher. my god Unbelievable Unbelievable

Geoff Garlock (02:45)
and he never really answers in the book. You didn't know, you didn't know. It is a 1000 page self-published book. It's mostly about vaccines.

But chapter 27, it shouldn't be funny is, mwah, if you wanna learn about parody, talk to Clappy.

Jason Gore (03:03)
It shouldn't be funny.

I cannot wait. I've always wanted to learn sketch comedy and I might as well learn it from the slow hand of comedy. Eric Clapton. Hey, he takes you got to take your time.

Geoff Garlock (03:14)
He takes his time writing his sketches with his hands.

The key to sketch comedy, take your goddamn time.

Jason Gore (03:20)
Take have the slowest hands around. That's the key to sketch we've got Val Verde local business update coming up in just a second. Of course, we do that every eight o'clock hour right here on the Jeff and Whisp show. But I do have to tell you everybody, today's Jeff and Whisp show brought to you by the popcorn ghost. You know that weird looking popcorn store on Hog Street that always looks closed and dusty as all hell. You know, you always get a

Geoff Garlock (03:23)
just

very excited for this.

Yes!

Jason Gore (03:46)
Bad feeling. I'm reading.

Geoff Garlock (03:49)
I thought you were asking me because I do know. Scotty, gotta give me the little head signal to let me know when he's gonna be reading copy because...

Jason Gore (03:52)
That was okay. You do know. Okay. So let me Scotty.

Throw

the delay, so we'll start back on that and the audience will hear, you know. So here we go. Yeah, this one, you fucked it. Scotty! Okay. You know.

Geoff Garlock (04:01)
God, Scotty. This one's on Scotty. Big time.

Jason Gore (04:10)
Now you do say your thing.

Geoff Garlock (04:12)
yes, I do.

Jason Gore (04:14)
Okay, you always get a bad feeling even looking at the store. Well, that's the popcorn ghost serving popcorn to Val Verde for over 48 years. And here's a fun fact. It's open 24 hours. So if you gather up your courage, you can go right in and try some of their legendary popcorn flavors. Jeff, I'm going to read them off. You tell me if you've ever had any of these popcorns. Number one, Sage the room quick.

Geoff Garlock (04:40)
my god, I have. Tastes like white cheddar.

Jason Gore (04:42)
gotta try that. Heaven's revolt!

Geoff Garlock (04:45)
very good. Tastes a lot like white cheddar.

Jason Gore (04:49)
It's moving again!

Geoff Garlock (04:51)
That one is one of my favorites. It's a Chicago style. So of course caramel and white cheddar.

Jason Gore (04:56)
real thick popcorn. Okay, here

we go. God has damned thee.

Geoff Garlock (05:02)
That one is just cold. It just leaves you. And you have it you're just going, did it just get cold in here? Do you guys feel that?

Jason Gore (05:05)
Just, okay. Okay.

And then my littlest finger likes what it sees.

Geoff Garlock (05:15)
That one always confuses me. Is it a reference to Of Mice and Men or is it a reference to Game of Thrones? Littlefinger?

Jason Gore (05:18)
Yeah

I Tell you what we

we don't talk books here on the Jeff and whiz show so I would not know I don't know especially if we're talking about popcorn ghost hog street right next to sexy Dexys army surplus in survival time hole So head on down there on hog street and try out some of these let us know if you've if you've tried my littlest finger likes what it sees let us know what it tastes like cuz

Geoff Garlock (05:28)
No, especially when we're talking about the popcorn ghost.

I'm too scared to taste

it.

Jason Gore (05:49)
I'm just too damn scared to taste it. it isn't that's just it's a local local character of Al Verde sexy Dexy. I know. Yeah, never served, never served just really like playing army.

Geoff Garlock (05:51)
I go running over to Sexy Dexie, go, is this owned by the guy from Dexie's Midnight Runners?

The thing is, I know this, me and Sexy Dexy went to high school together. never served.

I mean, he truly is. He truly is.

Jason Gore (06:12)
Hey, I do have to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, again, we love featuring local businesses here in Val Verde. They are the heart and soul and blood and other parts of Val Verde that make us operate. So we can then have money to then do this for you every morning. See you doing your slob job.

and making these businesses run helps us. It's not a slob job. That's very fucking rude. You should take that back quickly. But I tell you what, we're very excited about this news. Everyone knows the Hard Rock Cafe right there in Verde Square. And we know that it's been on hard times, ladies and gentlemen. But now, maybe not.

Geoff Garlock (06:41)
helps us with our slob job, which is not a slob job and that is very rude that you said that, FF. That was very rude.

Big time.

Jason Gore (07:04)
because they've got a new

owner, ladies and gentlemen. We haven't met you, sir. We're very excited you're here. Flip Turley, the new owner of Val Verde's Own. You get the t-shirt. It says Hard Rock Cafe, Val Verde right there. You know all about it. You know all about it. You're probably selling them. You're selling them, Flip, huh? Scotty.

Paul (07:18)
That's right, that's right. That's right, that's right indeed. No, not, I'm not selling those

t-shirts because we ain't a hard rock anymore, guys.

Geoff Garlock (07:31)
Excuse me beep beep beep back up back up

Jason Gore (07:32)
Baking powder.

Paul (07:33)
Yeah, no,

Here's the thing. I know you guys like rock music. I like rock music.

Jason Gore (07:38)
Uh-huh.

man, I love rock rock. I love hard rock music, which makes it easy for me to eat a meal at Hard Rock Cafe, because if I didn't, I just would not be able to digest it. Uh-huh.

Geoff Garlock (07:43)
Specifically Hard Rock.

Paul (07:46)
Well.

Well, let me ask you this.

If I ask you, you want to go to the Hard Rock Cafe, it probably elicits a little bit of anxiety in you, right? Well, what do you mean by Hard Rock? What's your Hard Rock? What's my Hard Rock? You know, it's like going to a museum of art. We don't go to a museum of art. We go to a museum of Van Gogh Museum. We go to you know, whatever, Mona Lisa Museum, whatever it is, you know, and exactly.

Jason Gore (08:03)
Yeah.

Yep. Yep.

Geoff Garlock (08:18)
Yeah, I love the Mona Lisa Museum.

Jason Gore (08:18)
Yeah. Thomas Kinkade.

Geoff Garlock (08:22)
my

Paul (08:23)
so I got a,

Geoff Garlock (08:22)
Best museum we got in Val Verde.

Jason Gore (08:23)
That's art.

Paul (08:24)
I love it. I've been there a handful of times. It's a good first date place and I am married thrice. Fourth time's gonna be the charm, I hope, Wow.

Jason Gore (08:30)
so good. hey, I'm on number seven myself.

Geoff Garlock (08:30)
my God.

Jason Gore (08:37)
So well divorced. I'm hoping for number eight. If Sharon Stone will take me back Scotty.

Geoff Garlock (08:42)
Hahaha, hello!

Paul (08:45)
But seriously, you were talking about Sharon Stone, the actress, or Sharon Stone, the one who runs that knitting store off of El Guapo? okay, okay.

Jason Gore (08:46)
Yeah, serious.

I wish I the actress is was my wife,

Geoff Garlock (08:56)
Question. Yeah.

Jason Gore (08:58)
but if I could have married the. Honestly, no, honestly, no, she's a she's a minx down at the knitting store. I would I would throw it, throw the delay, Scotty. I was I didn't mean to say I would fuck. meant to say I would fucking love to go out with her. I didn't want to say I would go ahead and throw it. three, two, one. Uh huh.

Geoff Garlock (08:58)
Easier get than the one who runs the knitting store.

Paul (09:01)
the Knitting Store one is, yeah.

Stone Cold Fox. Whoa, hit that, hit that, that.

Geoff Garlock (09:07)
my goodness. Throw if we gotta throw that delay.

Paul (09:14)
Whoa! Whoa!

Geoff Garlock (09:17)
Hoey!

Paul (09:20)
yeah, so gentlemen,

basically we were Hard Rock Cafe. Now, we are rebranding, you know, and, we are be a Rolling Stone Cafe.

Jason Gore (09:24)
Right.

So like the magazine

Paul (09:33)
No, the band. we couldn't legally it the Rolling Stones Cafe, because that is some legal issues. We could call it a Rolling Stone restaurant.

Jason Gore (09:41)
Okay.

Geoff Garlock (09:46)
Interesting.

Jason Gore (09:46)
So it's,

okay, I'm gonna do the math for me here. What is it called?

Paul (09:50)
Mm-hmm.

A Rolling Stone restaurant.

Jason Gore (09:55)
Restaurant so you just you deep sixth cafe out Yeah

Geoff Garlock (09:58)
Just got that out there.

Paul (09:58)
Cafe was also a little French, little shi shi, little bit like, you know, this

is not about what we're about here. We're about restaurants, right? You know, it's like, we don't have hamburgers, we got steak burgers. You know what I'm saying? Like that kind of, you know, that's where we're at.

Jason Gore (10:08)
so

Geoff Garlock (10:10)
no french fries. got freedom fries. That's how it works here. Amen.

Paul (10:13)
Amen.

Jason Gore (10:14)
So I'm

going to list up a few of my favorite things that I like to eat down at the Hard Rock Cafe. You tell me if they're still there. OK, the Alex Van Halen in a neck brace onion ring.

Paul (10:21)
Yeah.

Okay, well that is gone. That is out. Yeah, so we call our new one, Mother's Little Onion Rings. And these are, you know, they pick you up when you're down. And everything here has got a little bit of a Rolling Stones attitude. Our urinals are in the shape of lips. And so our toilets.

Geoff Garlock (10:30)
Really?

Jason Gore (10:31)
Wow.

Ha ha ha!

Love it.

Ha ha!

Geoff Garlock (10:52)
my goodness.

Paul (10:53)
you know, and and we don't serve water. yeah.

Geoff Garlock (10:55)
so you can poop right into the lips.

Jason Gore (10:57)
I have always

wanted to poop right into the lips. Now when we're saying lips, are they official Rolling Stones lips or are they just a little off to skirt around any sort of legal issue? Okay, lips or lips?

Paul (11:08)
Well here's the thing, lips are lips. Lips are lips, they are lips and you know, so they are

Geoff Garlock (11:11)
Lips are lips.

Paul (11:13)
red lips. Again, the tongue is also out and you know, a people think it's a bidet situation, but it is not. You must actually, you must wipe and that's something we do put up, signs are in the bathroom right now. You must wipe. Don't wipe your, you took us on that, yeah.

Jason Gore (11:26)
You must survive. Yeah.

Geoff Garlock (11:27)
You gotta, I mean when I see your tongue out, I'm immediately

thinking bidet situation. I'm just immediately like, robe it right on my butt hole.

Jason Gore (11:31)
There is a bidet situation going

Paul (11:32)
yeah.

Jason Gore (11:34)
on. I see a tongue out. I'm like, whoa, water slide. And I'm going up and down, up and down.

Paul (11:38)
Well, well, that's I mean, I

love that. That's why I love using the urinals because I pee on the tip of the tongue and I just watch it go right down the gullet.

Jason Gore (11:43)
Yeah.

it's like peeing on the walls in London where they used to have that thing out where it would just drop down on your legs. So I imagine it works a lot like that.

Paul (11:51)
Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah.

You know, again, I've never been, I don't kowtow to all that kind of European shit. Sorry, hit that button, hit that button. But I know you're a fan of steak burgers, and I'm a fan of steak burgers, but I'm also a fan of Cajun stuff. My first wife was from New Orleans, so we offer everybody a chance to paint it black. That's our Cajun specials.

Jason Gore (11:59)
okay. Throw it, throw it.

God.

Uh-uh!

So

that's like blackened anything. You can paint anything black. So like.

Geoff Garlock (12:21)
blackened calf picture but is you paint anything

Paul (12:22)
blacken it you could just say it

Geoff Garlock (12:25)
black there

Paul (12:26)
Yeah, we want the pasta black, we'll just give you squid ink pasta. We'll just make that, yeah, we'll give that black. mean, you could do a million things with this food coloring. That's the thing that I've been loving here. It's been great. You want water?

Jason Gore (12:29)
Salad.

Geoff Garlock (12:38)
so it's not about

Jason Gore (12:38)
so it's not

Geoff Garlock (12:39)
any Cajun seasoning. just makes you just, you just make everything the color black. you're getting there.

Jason Gore (12:41)
right. It's not blackening with seasoning. It's it's okay. Okay. Okay.

Paul (12:43)
We're getting there. We're getting there. Like I said, I am divorced. I'm divorced. My wife was the cook back then.

You know, we are getting there and it's been a lot of fun. I do love, you know, celebrating the band Rolling Stones and we're just getting, we're getting, what to me, it's like the ice cream museum or it's like the balloon museum. It's an Instagrammable kind of a place, you know. So here you don't get your waters. You get your muddy waters.

Jason Gore (12:55)
Uh-huh.

Paul (13:08)
Because for those of you who don't know Rolling Stone was based on a Muddy Waters song. yeah, that's you know, so and that is that is dirty water. That's dirty water. Yeah, it's good water

Geoff Garlock (13:08)
Ahahaha!

Jason Gore (13:10)
Yeah

Geoff Garlock (13:14)
Go ahead.

Jason Gore (13:17)
Love it. I love

that dirty water. I love it. I love it. Now I do have to what are the legal implications of using so much Rolling Stones material? Have you heard from any of the members or have you? I have to ask. This is yeah, no, no gotcha journalism. Dead.

Geoff Garlock (13:29)
And he just has to ask here. This isn't gotcha journalism. He just has to.

Paul (13:33)
No, I get you. No, I get you. Charlie Watts is a representative.

Yes. He reached out and said he would love to come by. And then, you know, I think it's a lawyer or something like that. So Charlie, we got Charlie Watts' lawyer interested in just coming to check it I told him free meal on us. You know, you just pay the tip because that's not fair to not tip your server. I never get that.

Jason Gore (13:45)
huh.

Wow.

He's also going

through enough anyway with Charlie Watts being dead and he could probably use a real meal. Yeah. He's like, I just need to eat my feelings.

Geoff Garlock (13:58)
He's still reeling from Watts diet.

Paul (13:58)
will ya?

Yeah, you know and you know.

I I talked to the cousin of Ronnie would. Yeah, well, a distant cousin of Ronnie wouldn't he? He said I think his name is Taylor.

Jason Gore (14:07)
Really?

Which one?

I know Taylor would. Taylor would. Oh, he's...

Geoff Garlock (14:14)
Taylor Wood, yeah. Wow.

Paul (14:17)
You know, Taylor

Wood is interested. You know, the big wigs, know, Mick, Keith, all them. You know, right now, it's just hard to get their emails, honestly. I've been asking a lot of people for the emails, and I can't get an email from Mick Jagger, but I would like to say if anyone does have his personal email, I'm gonna make it simple. I could text him, I'm not a fan.

Jason Gore (14:21)
Free Loader.

Geoff Garlock (14:38)
Have you tried just typing Mick Jagger

at gmail.com into GMA? Could you be surprised? OK. Wow.

Jason Gore (14:42)
Yeah.

Paul (14:42)
I've done that I've done Mick underscore Jagger. I've done

Mick Jagger 69 I've Donald's Jagger because I thought maybe he likes McDonald's. don't know I did a Nothing, I mean it they all It all gets, you know return to sender whatever it is, you know, cuz I'm I'm still working off my prodigy. yeah, I got that

Geoff Garlock (14:53)
He is a big fan. He bites.

Jason Gore (14:53)
he might. He might. should. And no pictures popped up. No pictures that said this is a real human in Gmail.

You're, wait, wait, wait,

you're, you're, you're using a Prodigy account still?

Paul (15:09)
I've been

using my prodigy account. Why? Why? Why bro? If ain't broke, don't fix, right? and I'll tell you what was broke. The Hard Rock Cafe. Well, prodigy ain't broke. You don't got to fix it, you I tell you, when I came into, when I came into this Hard Rock Cafe, I was like, well, this place is broke. You know, it's broke, broke of ideas and stuff like that. You know, I wanted it up. You know, I wanted to make it fun for the whole family. I mean,

Jason Gore (15:13)
It ain't broke. It ain't broke. I'll tell you that.

Geoff Garlock (15:14)
That is true. And if there's one thing we know's not broke, it's prodigy.

Jason Gore (15:24)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah?

Paul (15:34)
You know,

one of the things that brings people together obviously is the sounds of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, all them, you know. And obviously we do offer Jones option, which is we can sit a family member away from you as if they have died. So yeah.

Jason Gore (15:39)
yeah. Yeah.

see, I thought it was

you would dunk their meal in a pool.

Paul (15:54)
well, you know that and that's what we also we do have a we do have a that was that was something that I was told by a legal was in poor taste we had a dunk machine called the The brian jones experience you could just sit on this dunk machine and you you throw you know You throw your used plates and cups at it and then just drop your right in Yeah Yeah

Geoff Garlock (15:56)
gravy.

Jason Gore (15:58)
Pull a gravy.

come on!

Geoff Garlock (16:13)
can't understand why that would be a bad taste. That's just good

Jason Gore (16:14)
That's cleaning.

Geoff Garlock (16:16)
clean fun!

Jason Gore (16:17)
That is cleaning

your stuff. You don't have to have a dishwasher if you have the Brian Jones dunk machine.

Paul (16:20)
Well, that's what, yeah. You

Geoff Garlock (16:21)
saving money.

Paul (16:23)
know, and that's the fun part of it. You get to throw your cup at that thing, and you hit your, you know, your grand aunt or something like that. She falls in a pit of water, and she's good to go. You know, we also, well gosh, know, for me, the Stones never got better, only got worse after Bill Wyman left. know, Bill Wyman, to me, he was the guy. The Stones, that was the heart of the, Bill Wyman to me, you know, to me, yeah.

Jason Gore (16:43)
The stones. He was the guy. You. You.

Geoff Garlock (16:44)
That was the heart of the stokes to you was Bill Wyman.

Paul (16:49)
Why? What's your favorite Bill Weimantrack?

Jason Gore (16:50)
I know I'm just saying you.

my what's my favorite Bill Wyman track that he wrote for the Stones?

Paul (16:56)
Well, you know, they

brought his best to, you know?

Jason Gore (17:00)
that he brought his best to. my God. There's so many when I I loved seeing this because I, you know, I saw the Stones London 60s. I saw them so many times in the 70s. I was partying with them in south of France during exile. I was there and the stinky ass little heroin filled basement in the south of France. And my favorite thing about Bill Wyman wasn't even his performance is that he would stand in the corner and he would just shut the F.

Geoff Garlock (17:00)
There's so many that Bill Wyman brought his best to.

Paul (17:03)
Yeah.

Right, right, wow.

Jason Gore (17:27)
up, even if you were talking to him and asking questions that only Bill Wyman can answer. Nothing. And I respect it. Turn around.

Paul (17:32)
What? You know, that's a...

Geoff Garlock (17:33)
Blair Witch Project style. He just turned his back and go in the corner and

be like, what are you doing, Bill? It was just, wow, it was freaky.

Paul (17:40)
And that, know,

that to me, I'm like, well, I mean, look, and, you know, look, if this goes well, then we are talking. I mean, we have been talking to a couple of people. There's that, that, that pretzel shop over in the mall. And we do want to, we want to expand. want to make that a Bill Wyman's pretzel Kings kind of an honorarium to the rhythm Kings, you know, his band, which I think is a eclipsed by all metrics, the stones, you know,

Jason Gore (17:45)
Mm-hmm.

Wow.

You

think that the rhythm kings are like in today if I'm talking I have a chance to go see the Rolling Stones on the Hackney Diamond store or and go see the rhythm kings or I go see the rhythm kings.

Paul (18:07)
yeah.

Geoff Garlock (18:11)
In one hand, you got the stones, one hand you got the rhythm cake.

Paul (18:14)
Well, I I'm gonna

say sympathy for the devil. You put that next to Mississippi Flyer or Green River and I think you're gonna be like, well, mean, bested, they've been bested. I mean, that's the best thing.

Geoff Garlock (18:25)
He makes a good point.

Jason Gore (18:25)
Yeah, he does make it a good point two songs

that were covers for the rhythm Kings versus a classic original Jagger Richards. Definitely. It's good enough. It's a good cover, you know.

Geoff Garlock (18:36)
But if they're covering it, then that means it's good enough to cover, am I right? mean...

Paul (18:36)
Well, know, again, again, yeah.

When the cover

makes you forget, it's like when Bruce Willis did his album, Under the Boardwalk, know, like I remember the first time I was like, wow, that's what Secret Agent Man is supposed to sound like. That's what Under the Boardwalk is supposed to sound know, Bruno, I think when you look at the lexicon, he's the guy who brought blues to America. You know, it's like a lot of people say it was Elvis, was Bruno, and then a lot of people say Bruno Mars on top of that. So that is Bruno passing the torch from Bruno to Bruno.

Geoff Garlock (18:45)
Rip.

Jason Gore (18:46)
Ho

ho ho ho.

He did.

Geoff Garlock (19:05)
Be a putty.

I this does bring up actually a good question. in your A Rolling Stone restaurant, have you had any issues with the blues man himself, Dan Aykroyd, one of the owners of How's the Blues and of course, the Crystal Skull, one of the best, drinking it right now?

Jason Gore (19:08)
There would be no Bruno Mars. What is that, Jeff?

huh.

Christ.

Paul (19:22)
well,

Jason Gore (19:26)
Chris of Skull. Yeah, one of the best.

Paul (19:28)
Love Crystal

Skullvaka, yeah, love it.

Jason Gore (19:30)
my God, it's delicious. It tastes like the blues.

Geoff Garlock (19:32)
Has he had any issues

with everything you've done to his beloved Hard Rock, Kevin?

Paul (19:36)
Well, I guess maybe this is the place to announce it, but we are gonna get the band back together. Jim Belushi has decided to grace us with an appearance to do a little Blues Brothers. It's gonna be him and Jimmy Fallon. Dan apparently can't make it, so the two of them are gonna get up there and show us what's what, doing some of the classic, again, classic blues, classic blues. So it's like you got, got.

Jason Gore (19:53)
my god.

Classic blues.

Geoff Garlock (20:03)
Blues Brothers 2025

in a Rolling Stone restaurant.

Paul (20:07)
Yeah,

we got them in there.

Jason Gore (20:10)
I saw Jimmy Fallon on that SNL thing and I'm just like what he wasn't an original blues brother. Are you joking? Are you kidding me? He's got all the moves and now if he can just have the trifecta of Jim Belushi showing him how he used to pee in jars on the set of According to Jim.

Paul (20:10)
Yeah.

I mean, he got the moves, he got the moves.

Look I talk about that all the time. We have that available at our restaurant as well We don't we don't have restrooms. We do we don't have to you don't have to use the restroom You can also use a commemorative jar you bring that home. We will not empty it out that is commemorative So that's a $15 jug, but you can bring that back whenever you come back Did I tell you about the menus?

Jason Gore (20:30)
Well-rounded.

You didn't you you were telling us a little bit. We do have to we do have to go to a commercial break in a second and then. Now we are going to talk menus here in a second where with the new.

Geoff Garlock (20:48)
We got a little taste.

Paul (20:50)
Alright, well I guess that's a better cheese than that you could possibly ever get.

Literally, I want

to talk about the menu design not even the items in I'll go yeah

Jason Gore (20:59)
Not even what's on the fucking thing. Throw the delay,

Geoff Garlock (21:00)
Not even the items on the menu, just...

Jason Gore (21:02)
throw the delay. We're gonna be back with Flip Turley in just a second. We're gonna pay some bills right now. We got a surprise for you coming up, Flip. But first, my God, if you're at the front door of a Rolling Stone Cafe, sorry, a Rolling Stone restaurant, and nobody's, nobody's, nobody's listening to you. It's like, it's almost like they can't hear you knocking. You know what I mean? It's a stones on the, ha.

Paul (21:18)
Rolling Stone Restaurant, thank you very much.

Yeah.

I liked that.

I wish I had some Bill Wyman.

Jason Gore (21:35)
you make a dead man come. There you go. There you go kids. Hope you're in school. Hope you're in school.

Geoff Garlock (21:39)
Lyrics for the whole family in that song.

Paul (21:41)
Well, that is, I do like that one. is,

we got a, you make a dead man's cum and a cup of coffee. And that is, you know, that is a name that we kind of came up with that was kind of a fun way to think about coffee, you know. Dead man's, dead man's cum cup of coffee. We also, somebody said just call it dead man's coffee.

Jason Gore (21:54)
Yeah.

Geoff Garlock (21:57)
always trying to think of a fun way to think of

coffee. thinking about a dead man's cum in my coffee, that's just fun.

Jason Gore (22:00)
I just, I wish coffee were fun. I wish

coffee were fun. my God. I love it. I love it. That's our back announcement on that song. Start me up from tattoo you on 108.9 the Hawk. Jeff and Whisp show, how are you drinking your coffee this morning Val Verde? Dead man's come. We're here with our new friend.

Paul (22:05)
That's how we serve up the cream.

Geoff Garlock (22:07)
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-

Paul (22:09)
But

Well, dead man's come.

Geoff Garlock (22:21)
Dead men's come, dead men's come. I'm just wondering we can call half and

half from now on.

Jason Gore (22:25)
that I was like, hey, when you're picking up my groceries, I'm going to need Haribo. I'm going to need some French bread and I think we're think we're running low on dead man's come. Could you get me one of those, please? Finally, OK, the menu flip the menu.

Paul (22:37)
Yeah. Finally, let's bring the fun back to half and half. You know, I left you off the menu. It

is an homage to the Sticky Fingers album, so you have to unzip a zipper to see what is in the, you remember that, the Sticky Fingers album, actual, yeah, you know, so.

Jason Gore (22:49)
Okay. What?

yeah, had a real zipper

Geoff Garlock (22:55)
Of

Jason Gore (22:58)
on it and you can put your finger in it like what am I touching sticky fingers.

Geoff Garlock (23:00)
and go woo!

Paul (23:03)
and you put your figure in there and you touch the

Jason Gore (23:06)
You okay, so okay, so I'm putting my finger in.

Geoff Garlock (23:08)
So this is going to be like a kid's

book where you could like feel the appetizers, feel the food.

Paul (23:12)
It's for the adult,

it's for the adults, it's for everybody, you and the kids, got the tattoo you station. So they, you we have people, you know, and a lot of kids get the voodoo lounge stuff. I mean, we also have a voodoo lounge, but our tattoo artist is fair, good to fair, he can do a lot of the voodoo, yeah, he's not the best. I mean, he'd be working at a tattoo shop if he was the best.

Geoff Garlock (23:15)
Okay.

Jason Gore (23:19)
What?

huh.

the best. Not the best. Yes,

Geoff Garlock (23:34)
Hey, they're kids.

Jason Gore (23:36)
he'd be yeah, he wouldn't be working at a Rolling Stone restaurant if he were a good tattoo. So I'm sticking my finger in flip, and I'm touching and I'm touching and it's really cold. And I'm like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, I could order the she's so cold shrimp cocktail as an appetizer.

Paul (23:40)
Yeah, but-

Yeah.

Hey brother, I

Geoff Garlock (23:52)
Wow.

Paul (23:52)
love

that. That is obviously, you've seen the menu online, so I'm not gonna lie to you, that is it. is, yeah, can definitely get that. For me, I think it's, we got food for everybody's We just want people to mess it up. let's, and we just, yeah.

Jason Gore (23:57)
I have. Scotty brought it up. Scotty brought it up.

I hope they mess it up. I really

Geoff Garlock (24:15)
You better messed

it up.

Jason Gore (24:15)
want people to mess it up. Hey, I gotta ask.

Geoff Garlock (24:18)
If you're in there and

you're eating some, woo, brown sugar glazed carrots, you gotta mess it up. You gotta mess it up.

Paul (24:23)
Yeah, I think.

Jason Gore (24:25)
I

a huge.

Paul (24:26)
Every table's got

dead flowers on it. You know, we got the brown sugar, got the dead man's cum. Yeah, we got it all there.

Jason Gore (24:29)
it fucking better.

Geoff Garlock (24:31)
You've thought of everything!

Jason Gore (24:33)
Now I am a huge Tato Skin fan. So are you telling me that the no expectations, which is Tate really big from Beggar's Banquet, of course, is how are they? Are they are they as good as I hope and dream?

Paul (24:36)
Mm-hmm.

Yep, yeah, yeah, taters, yeah. Yes.

They are delicious and you

you said the key word to the beggars banquet is our buffet or Sunday buffet the beggars banquet you come on in you get whatever you want off that but yeah, those taters are those taters are good rate, you know, and You know, it's whether you're go to the taters. You're gonna have the the let's spend the night tacos together You know, whatever you're gonna do It's it's all good. It's all good. Just you know, it's all good

Jason Gore (24:53)
Oh-ho!

Thank

Mmm. Mmm.

Geoff Garlock (25:14)
I do I have to

Jason Gore (25:14)
Yeah, cuz I wouldn't

Geoff Garlock (25:15)
beg at the beggars banquet and do I have to sing a song?

Paul (25:18)
You know You know

Jason Gore (25:19)
Good question, Jeff. Yeah.

Paul (25:21)
it makes it a little bit better But we don't we try to we try to keep our customers customers and our employees Actors just like the great Walt Disney when they walk out on stage. We call the restaurant of stage. They are acting That's why all of our waitresses male and female are named Angie You gotta you know, yeah That's right. Yeah

Geoff Garlock (25:40)
Fantastic.

Jason Gore (25:40)
And yeah, one

more refill of diet coke. Can I hold up my diet coke?

Paul (25:47)
And so when you call out Angie,

yeah, you know, you know what the deal is. You you know it's right there, you know.

Jason Gore (25:51)
You're hearing it all

over the restaurant just people are like and it's like shit, which Which Angie are you referring to? my god

Geoff Garlock (25:54)
That's a good comedy. Angie!

Paul (25:54)
Angie!

Geoff Garlock (26:00)
Let's spend one taco together and then you just get taco.

Paul (26:00)
You know, yeah, so that...

It's great,

we got the vegetarian options too. We got the jumping jackfruit. those are the tacos. You can get that whatever you want. You gotta get jackfruit. mean, I'm not gonna, hey, whatever your lifestyle choices are, but we got the jackfruit there. We got it all.

Jason Gore (26:10)
Jackfruit. I love Jackfruit.

Geoff Garlock (26:18)
is it

a no judgment zone in the Rolling Stone restaurant?

Jason Gore (26:20)
No

judgment zone.

Paul (26:22)
No judgment though,

know, know, that is, you know, cause honestly for us, it's just about, you know, it's just about good times, good people. And that's all we want. You know, that's all we want.

Geoff Garlock (26:34)
I here's what I gotta ask you too, gotten involved Marty and Wessie in this? Of course I'm talking about Martin Scorsese and Wes Anderson. Those are just the nicknames we all call them.

Jason Gore (26:34)
my

Wait, wait, wait, how dare you? Those are

my friends and I can call them that, Jeff. You are not allowed.

Geoff Garlock (26:50)
no, they were trying to call you last

night, just apropos of nothing. They called me by accident. It was a FaceTime, three-way FaceTime, and they said, call me Marty and call me Wessie.

Jason Gore (26:54)
You were just in the studio and they called you?

Well, that's fucked up.

Well, I'm going to take the because I'm actually friends with them and Jeff is not. So I'm going to take this up and say, have you talked to Marty and Wessie about this restaurant concept at all?

Paul (27:12)
Well, know, of those people off the top of my head. I don't know if they're musicians or whatever they are. I did, you know, I have reached out to Peter Tosche's family. You know.

Jason Gore (27:16)
well, you're missing out.

okay.

Geoff Garlock (27:25)
okay.

Jason Gore (27:26)
That's a pretty left-field, Why?

Paul (27:29)
Well, I

wanted to bury the hatchet, because I believe, remember Peter Tosh and Keith Richards had that issue in Jamaica about money owed on a house or something like that that he rented. So I said to him, I said, Peter, you come on I'll give you two orders of anyone seeing my baby back ribs, and you can get that, and I'm not gonna charge you for it. I just want you to get out there and just say, hey,

Jason Gore (27:36)
yeah. Yep. that makes sense. That makes sense.

Geoff Garlock (27:39)
Wow.

Paul (27:56)
It's all good, it's all good. But then I found out Peter Tosh, obviously a great musician, great guy, unfortunately passed away for very long time.

Geoff Garlock (27:57)
My god.

Jason Gore (28:03)
Yeah, so good. So good, so good. He's dead. For... yeah, for

Geoff Garlock (28:04)
obviously.

You try to dot all your

Jason Gore (28:10)
a very long time. Yeah.

Geoff Garlock (28:11)
I's, cross all your T's, and you find out Peter Tosh is dead. That's just being a modern business owner, I tell you.

Paul (28:17)
where that email kerfuffle got me, because I wrote Peter Tosh a Gmail, and I was writing this guy back and forth. Yeah, didn't look, I got readers, and sometimes I'm not in front of the computer, so yeah, I was like, all right, let's Peter Oh yeah, these are, yeah, I got the readers on, yeah, I got the readers on, I gotta get these on.

Jason Gore (28:21)
huh.

And a picture that his picture popped up and it looked like Peter Tosh.

Geoff Garlock (28:26)
It popped up. You're like, it's verified.

Jason Gore (28:31)
Yeah, whoa.

Geoff Garlock (28:33)
These are your research you're wearing.

Jason Gore (28:35)
You're wearing the readers. Yeah, clearly.

Paul (28:40)
That Peter Tosh is down with it, but Marty and Wessie, I don't know, but they're welcome. Anybody is a, you're a friend of the Stones, you're welcome in to the place. And again, if you have Mick Jagger or Keith Richards' email, I would love to get that.

Jason Gore (28:46)
Okay, I'll tell them.

Well,

Geoff Garlock (28:56)
Wisp, you know what I've realized? He was talking to Peter

Jason Gore (28:57)
Flip, I've got to... What's that?

Geoff Garlock (28:59)
Tosh's Tots owner. Tosh, who owns that, that potato tot. Tosh's Tots, Don-Don. Yes. my, he's a wonderful man. He'll agree to any business.

Paul (29:03)
yeah.

Jason Gore (29:03)
Tasha's Tots down on Soundgarden Boulevard. my god, that place is delicious. That is a great man.

He'll fucking do anything. He will clean your car for you if you ask him nicely. But it's weird that you say that about the email address for Mick Jagger and for Keefe because I'm good friends with both of them. And ladies and gentlemen, have to say surprise guest on the Jeff and Whiz show is brought to you by Food Gulch.

Geoff Garlock (29:14)
best detailing.

Jason Gore (29:33)
Food Gulch. Food Gulch. of course, I'm talking about our friend here, ladies and gentlemen, he's walking slowly. My close friend, Keith Richards, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for coming on in here. Sure. Okay, sit down, sit down, Keith. Sit down,

Paul (29:47)
What? my god, my god.

Geoff Garlock (29:48)
my goodness.

Paul (29:53)
Wow.

Jason Gore (29:55)
Keith, this is our new friend, Flip Turley, and he is starting a, or he has started, it's already happening and it's already people are, yeah, it's a soft opening. It's Rolling Stones themed, Keith. What do you think about that? been waiting for this all my life. Really?

Paul (30:03)
I have to start, yeah, we are open. Soft opening.

Geoff Garlock (30:15)
Hahaha

Paul (30:15)
I see this I know is what I know is what I know

Jason Gore (30:18)
Okay, so when you hear that somebody has created a Rolling Stones restaurant, Keith, what's the first first thing that really pops into your At first, they threatened to cut their cock off. What? What? And then what do you then what do you say, Keith? Beam me up Scotty. Give me the burger, give me the steak and rack it down while you can get it. It's something you do on the run.

Geoff Garlock (30:32)
Whoa!

Paul (30:32)
Whoa, whoa.

Jason Gore (30:46)
Now, Flip, you do burgers and steaks. They're right there.

Geoff Garlock (30:47)
He wants a steak burger! There you go!

Paul (30:49)
We got a steak burger,

we got everything, and Keith, I know you stopped smoking, but we do have a smoking section for you. If you wanna start again, you can start again right in the back room. Yeah.

Jason Gore (30:58)
people are in LA. So that was there. I can't wait. He cannot wait. gonna hand this over to you basically flip you have a Rolling Stone. What would you have said in that email to a Rolling Stone?

Paul (31:00)
Of course, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keith, know, I think one thing that people think about you when they think about the Rolling Stones is not only great music, but they think about great grilled chicken and pepperoni pizzas. you you bring people together through your music and you bring people together through your food. And I would love to have your blessing. You know, maybe you could even come in and sit in with Jim Belushi and Dan Ackroyd as they do some of their hits. You know, I don't know if you sing. Again, I'm a fan of the band, but I'm not, you know, I'm...

Jason Gore (31:17)
I know that.

Paul (31:41)
I'll be honest, you, I'm a Wyman guy. But I'll tell you this much, if I could get your name, I know, know, know, know, if I could get your name on the Noodle, great, get your name on that grilled salmon noodle bowl if I could do that. If you have any ideas for how I could pitch that or sell that, I know that's a tricky thing to ask, but.

Jason Gore (31:47)
people are in LA. So there it is really.

I can't wait.

Geoff Garlock (31:56)
He's just

Jason Gore (32:06)
How do

you guys do this?

Paul (32:08)
Well, that's it. And I've always

had a thing with names. know you can't, know, so I always thought, you know, it's only a noodle bowl. Uh, or I could do like, uh, Keith Richards, uh, you know, uh, give me a second. I figured Keith re right. Yeah. That's what all my ideas, uh, Keith, uh, Oh, okay. Yeah. Keith Richards whispers.

Jason Gore (32:24)
Out of the woodwork. I hear whispers

I hear whispers.

But I didn't it so

long.

Paul (32:37)
Okay, Keith, you're making it little hard for me, but I was like, Keith Richards whisper, whispering angel, wine? You still drink, right?

Jason Gore (32:48)
But we did it and here we are, you know.

Paul (32:50)
There we go. Alright, I like it. So we will...

Geoff Garlock (32:52)
That's Keith approval

Jason Gore (32:52)
That's the nature

Geoff Garlock (32:53)
right there.

Jason Gore (32:53)
of But that's the nature of heroin.

Paul (32:54)
and

Well, yeah,

mean, you know, that is true. You know, and I...

Jason Gore (33:01)
Everybody's

different in that respect. think we want to push, push, push, energy, energy.

Paul (33:04)
Well,

if you want, we will serve heroin at the place. We'd probably have to just do it differently, just put a different layer thing on it.

Jason Gore (33:15)
That's the nature

of heroin.

Paul (33:17)
Well yeah, of course, right. I mean, think that the people, mean look, people in Val Verde are no stranger to the a couple.

Jason Gore (33:24)
I can't wait

to meet, I know that they're, you know, they're

Paul (33:27)
Well, we do have a couple of things I want to tell you a couple of things that we do have that are based on you. we got the Keith Richards hurricane, one of your best songs.

Jason Gore (33:31)
I can't

I like satisfaction,

like... ...tumbling dice.

Paul (33:40)
Okay, yeah, you know, and then, you know, and we also have this thing where if you show up and your date doesn't show up, we call that, I coulda stood you up, but I didn't, we will get one of Val Verde's finest working women to sit down with you and keep you company for that entire right. bill gets.

Jason Gore (33:51)
I know that.

Yeah, why not?

You mean you're supposed

to get food?

Paul (34:05)
Well, you're gonna get food there and we've added the drive-through, but we don't call it a drive-through, we call it the through and through. we always say, we bring the check to the table and we say, you got the silver or are you gonna be slipping away? And we give that option to everybody to go out without paying the bill at one point.

Jason Gore (34:20)
I know that.

I've always said, eh, that, find a guy this time that can drive.

Paul (34:30)
Well yeah, if you have a guy who can drive or you drive, just go through and through and you order whatever. Everything is ready, it's in Tupperware. We want to keep the environment safe so that's reusable commemorative.

Jason Gore (34:34)
a big fan of digital.

Give me the burger,

give me the steak and... ...wrack it down while you can get it. It's something you do on the run. Let's see if we can do this ...in Europe.

Paul (34:48)
Absolutely and that's yeah.

Geoff Garlock (34:51)
Seems like you're getting the seal

of approval from Keith himself.

Paul (34:54)
This is huge for me. I thought you were gonna be angry. But now I'll throw in some dead man's cum for you. we will... And this is just great. What a treat. What a treat.

Jason Gore (34:58)
But we did it and here we are, you

Yeah, why not?

Paul (35:10)
do you have any, do you have any?

Jason Gore (35:11)
The deal is still holding. the deal

is still holding. Okay. Wow. Well, thank you so much, Keith. This was amazing. no. Yes. I love busting old mess. Let's hope there are. Yeah. can't wait. Beam me up Scotty. There he goes again.

Paul (35:16)
Wow, this is great.

And Keith, you... And if you

ever want to sit in with the rolling clones, I'll talk to them.

Geoff Garlock (35:39)
are one of the best tribute bands that's ever existed. That is just fantastic.

Jason Gore (35:42)
Keith,

it's been very good having you here. Thank you for talking to Flip. This is really great. Yes. OK. Get out of here. You know, yeah, there it is. There it is. Keith Richards, ladies and gentlemen, one of my good best friends in the entire world right here on the Jeff and Whisp show. And does that make you feel good? Does that make you feel good about your concept and everything there? Flip?

Paul (35:47)
Huge, huge, huge.

Geoff Garlock (35:49)
Ha ha ha!

My God.

Paul (36:08)
Yeah, mean, you know,

I gotta say I was kind of freaking out because I, you know, I was, yeah, I was, you know, I'm a huge Pirates of the Caribbean fan and to see him in real life, I was like, man, this is it, you know. And that was actually where I was debating originally. I was like, wow, I we could have a Pirates of the Caribbean restaurant. But I know Disney is as litigious as Taylor Swift. So, you know, so, yeah, so I.

Jason Gore (36:11)
Really?

Geoff Garlock (36:17)
God.

Jason Gore (36:27)
Two people that will slit your throat, Roy Disney and

Taylor Swift.

Paul (36:35)
But I figured these guys don't have much age on them. So the minute they croak, I'm gonna be changing this thing to the Rolling Stones restaurant, and we'll get it into the whole thing.

Jason Gore (36:44)
I gotta tell you, we had two choices for surprise guests this morning. was either going to be Keith Richards or Johnny Depp, and either way, I think we would have won with Flip Turley. Honestly.

Paul (36:53)
absolutely. I mean, I'm

Geoff Garlock (36:53)
would have been a winner.

Paul (36:54)
a big fan of him. I found out about Johnny Depp through that court case. Reminded me of an issue that I had with my wife in our addiction battles. I'll tell you this much, the difference in my court case was I shit on the bed, not the dogs.

Jason Gore (37:02)
Hell yes.

Geoff Garlock (37:02)
Sure.

Jason Gore (37:05)
Yes, please.

Geoff Garlock (37:09)
Thank you! Hello!

Jason Gore (37:11)
keep the delay on for that one. Can you say, Scotty, can you say shit?

Paul (37:15)
I think you can say shit.

Geoff Garlock (37:17)
think you can. think- Scotty, we able to say

shit now, because of the FCC? Are saying yeah? okay. Wow.

Jason Gore (37:22)
my god, he

says you can. Hey, we're gonna wrap things up with flip. Shit.

Paul (37:25)
I bet you can.

Geoff Garlock (37:28)
Shit.

Paul (37:28)
Shit, you know, that's why we voted just a couple weeks ago to be able to say this on the air. You know, that's what I said. I didn't get a chance to get out there. Neither did I. What?

Jason Gore (37:30)
Still on. thank God we voted. I didn't vote. My phone

just tossed it in the room and then it came out and it said 50 votes complete.

Paul (37:41)
Wow, I get excited about all these elections and stuff like that, but at the end of the day, my God, if it's not something I can do on an app, or I'm doing this casino app right now and I'm just on that all the time, yeah.

Jason Gore (37:56)
Mike, don't tell Jeff.

He's got a gambling problem. Yeah, we'd love to know about that.

Geoff Garlock (37:59)
I have a humongous gambling problem. Tell me about it off air. I'd love to know about this app, please.

Paul (38:03)
I will, I love this app,

it's great. It's really, really great. If you watch an ad, you get 50 free spins. It's a four minute ad, but you get 50 free, it's a roulette. You know, a lot of people say, well, don't play app roulette, but it's, oh my gosh, it's addictive.

Jason Gore (38:10)
my god.

Hey guys, do have to go to Jeff.

Geoff Garlock (38:19)
The odds aren't against you ever in that sort

of situation. That's crazy.

Paul (38:22)
No, and the fun

of it is it's a motion sensor, so you gotta just kinda move up and down your hand like this, and yeah, yeah, yeah, amen, amen, amen, amen.

Jason Gore (38:25)
Hell yeah! Dead Man's Come! Speaking

Geoff Garlock (38:26)
Ha ha ha! Dead man's come if you know what I mean!

Jason Gore (38:32)
of Dead Man's Come, it's news! All the news you can use, or the news you can lose. It's news time on 108.9, ma hawk. Now Phillip, tell me what you think about this one. A five-year-old boy in East Val Verde, Val Verde East, called 911 to report his mom for eating his ice cream. was so cute. What a fun kid.

Geoff Garlock (38:51)
He

Jason Gore (38:53)
Now Val Verde East police showed up. They tased the mother. She's now facing 10 to life for theft and for child endangerment. What are your thoughts there flip?

Paul (39:03)
Look, you know what? We if we don't do that we risk living in a lawless world and you know what I'm saying like, you know at this point You know when you call the cops you want an action you want answers. I don't want anybody coming there guy let's calm it down. Nope Let's see I can calm it down myself if I wanted to hire a therapist to come out in the street You know, I would call 1-800-Cardigan or something like that, but I'm calling 9-1-1 I want to have tasers drawn and they didn't kill her right? So what's the no harm no foul? No, yeah Taze

Jason Gore (39:08)
This is true. This is true.

Yes.

No, no, no.

Geoff Garlock (39:30)
No!

Paul (39:33)
It's just a phase.

Jason Gore (39:34)
Taze is just a phase, you heard it from Flip. And I love those therapists that you could just bring out into the street. Those are the best kind of therapists. You're like, come on, come on out into the street. Okay.

Geoff Garlock (39:35)
Taze is just a face.

One of the best.

Paul (39:43)
they're They come out there

with their like little nerd glasses and their pipes and they're just like, maybe it's your, maybe it's your mother or whatever they're gonna say. You know, they'll tell them no, it's not.

Jason Gore (39:48)
Ha

I'll usually say maybe it's your mother and I'm going to find out tonight. Burn, burn. there another art. got another new story. I want you guys to weigh in a woman in Virginia. Nicknamed tunnel girl has finally received approval to continue digging a massive underground bunker beneath her home. Now her neighbors have mixed feelings about the project, but social media is loving it, especially the Tik Toks. Jeff.

Geoff Garlock (39:58)
Ow, and then you go, buh-buh-buh-burn.

Paul (40:01)
yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.

Geoff Garlock (40:22)
I mean, I've been loving it. I say build more tunnels. I'd say just keep on building them. Everyone should have a tunnel. We should all be mole people. Like, let's just live up that life. I mean, come on. Especially if you can get TikTok content out of it, please. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jason Gore (40:25)
more tunnels.

Paul (40:32)
I built a bat cave underneath my house.

Jason Gore (40:35)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you have a real

operational Batcave under your house flip.

Paul (40:39)
Yeah,

well, you know, so I went down there and I started building this back cave The issue I had is how the hell am I gonna get that car out? You know, I You know, I didn't think about building like an exit, but I do have yeah, I got the car in but I can't get the car out So I do have a functioning back cave It's working. I got you know, I got the home security up there. I got a couple different things But but yeah, I can't get the car out. That is the issue

Geoff Garlock (40:46)
my god.

You get the car in, then you can't get it out.

Jason Gore (40:50)
God.

Geoff Garlock (41:04)
Do you have a butler down

Jason Gore (41:04)
Now the thing about the car,

Geoff Garlock (41:05)
there that's trapped as well?

Jason Gore (41:07)
is there a trapped butler flip down there?

Paul (41:09)
Well, you know,

I do have, I got one of those funny butlers. They can tell me about that Spirit of Halloween store where it's just like, it just looks like an old guy with a plate and something like that. Somebody put hot dogs on there and sometimes I call him Clip and I go, Clip! I go, what are you doing with those hot dogs? You gotta put them in buns. I'm always giving him the run around at every given chance I can get. But yeah, and then I bring him into the restaurant too. So he stands at the front because we don't have a front person there.

Jason Gore (41:14)
Nice, nice.

Amazing. I now I got it.

Geoff Garlock (41:39)
I I thought I

tried talking to him and he didn't say anything to me except try to give me a hot dog.

Paul (41:43)
Nah, he's

just like Bill Wanman, you know, that's what he is. He just kind of stands there and just, Yep.

Jason Gore (41:45)
just turn around.

Geoff Garlock (41:46)
Silent but deadly.

Right, like a...

Jason Gore (41:50)
Just turn around Blair Witch style. good.

Paul (41:51)
Well, we do have his back turned, so it does look like the place

is open. I think that that whatever, health code thing in the window has gotten people thinking we're closed or whatever. What are letters, right? I I think we definitely got an F for fantastic. So that's what I'm excited about.

Geoff Garlock (42:01)
god.

Jason Gore (42:01)
What is your letter? What is your letter in the door? There you go. There you go. Yeah.

Geoff Garlock (42:06)
Wow!

Jason Gore (42:12)
Well, I would give you an F for fucking great restaurant. Take that Val Verde City Council and flip turley. Thank you so much for being here. I'm going to be, I will tell you what I own the station. We're going to give you a free remote. We're going to send big truck in our Greg Lemons our down there for your beggars banquet this weekend. They'll broadcast live.

Geoff Garlock (42:22)
yourself.

my god.

Paul (42:33)
right after church,

you come on down, we're gonna hook you up with whatever you want. And like I said, bring the kids, get them tattooed, and then the adults can stay after brunch for the little bit of voodoo lounge, and that's where we're having fun.

Jason Gore (42:37)
Mmm.

chance of a... I have a feeling he's going to bring his copy of Metamorphosis and hope somebody's there to sign it, like Bill Wyman or maybe Bobby Keys or anyone like that, but you can get that down at a Rolling Stone Restaurant in... Restaurant.

Geoff Garlock (42:50)
I got a feeling Greg Lemonsaw is gonna be bringing his Stratocaster to play some blues guitar down there as well.

Paul (42:55)
I hope, I hope.

Rolling Stone restaurant and yes,

the S in the restaurant is bigger and we do position it in a way where the S does look like an S that connects to stones. It's a very clever design that my 14 year old did. He's great on that Canva. hey, hey!

Jason Gore (43:18)
huh.

People are in LA. So there it is really. Well, Keith just walked

back in. What do you want, Keith? What's going on? Steve and I have been working together for 30 odd years or more. Let's go for it. I have no idea what he's talking about. have no fucking idea.

Geoff Garlock (43:30)
Peace back!

Yeah.

Paul (43:41)
I think he may be talking about one of those guys from the Rolling Clones. You know, we'll get him and Steven working together.

Geoff Garlock (43:46)
Bye bye!

Paul (43:47)
Maybe we'll put them all together. It'd be great.

Jason Gore (43:51)
that would be great. We have played our quota of stones. can't play any more this hour. So ladies and gentlemen, it's Aerosmith on 108.9.

Geoff Garlock (43:56)
Girls are gross.

Jason Gore (44:02)
Paul Shear, welcome back to 108.9, the Huck.

Geoff Garlock (44:06)
It's fantastic as always.

Paul (44:07)
Guys, guys.

Jason Gore (44:09)
That

is the first time we've had a Keith Richards interview. It's usually David Lee Roth and Bob Bobby Moynihan had a fight with David Lee Roth the last time he was on of them just going back and forth on it. And I last

Paul (44:13)
I... I love it.

Geoff Garlock (44:20)
That is true.

Paul (44:20)
I was trying

to figure out how to, I mean the interesting thing is that Keith Richards is in his own world anyway, so everything works. It can be confrontational, it can be friendly.

Jason Gore (44:31)
Yeah, he's.

And the thing I was watching so many Keith and Richard's interviews last night to pull clips and the one thing I noticed about his interviews, they're really sweet and he likes to talk about the. The like early years of the band and like how he always mentions how he's like, I didn't want to get a job, so I did this and he's really happy about how the band has exploded and he's very sincere.

Geoff Garlock (44:55)
You

Jason Gore (45:00)
but he still also wants to talk about the blues and all of this other music that he grew up listening to in every interview. It's like...

Paul (45:07)
I feel like

there's a real purity to getting that famous, that young, because you don't really live a life that is reflective of like what culture or the world, like he has been so famous for so long.

Jason Gore (45:24)
Yes.

Yeah.

Paul (45:25)
that

he is living a certain kind of paralyzed life and not in a negative way. like, it's like, so yeah, these things are still fresh to him. Like he didn't have to worry about like, well then the stones ended and I had to figure out what I was doing next. Stones never ended. He never seemed to do any, you know, it's like his life has been this. So it's like, yeah, it's as fresh as the day is long, you know? Yeah, no.

Geoff Garlock (45:31)
Yeah, yeah.

Jason Gore (45:33)
Yeah.

No.

Yeah.

Geoff Garlock (45:45)
You didn't think about having to go to grad school at some point or try to reevaluate his career.

Jason Gore (45:48)
No!

No, I think it wasn't he like a machinist too, like at first, like I know that Mick went to art school. I don't think Keith did. I think he was like working as like a machinist or something.

Paul (46:01)
I feel like he's one of those guys too, like they pulled him in for a bit at SNL, like you know, in the 50th, like you know, he ready to go, like he's just, he's down. And you would think that he is the least, like, well, it's like you would think based on the interviews and stuff like that, like, he would be the least with it, but he oddly has seemingly the best sense of humor.

Jason Gore (46:06)
Yeah.

Yeah.

He really does. really does. Mick has a good, like Mick will like pop up on an SNL or something, but he like...

Paul (46:28)
yeah, he

knows how to do it. These guys are performers. guess the question is, you, if you had to, mean, look, The Beatles did movies. Rolling Stones, guess, did they really?

Jason Gore (46:32)
Yeah.

Right. They

Geoff Garlock (46:40)
They did

that one, I mean, yeah.

Jason Gore (46:41)
did rock and roll circus, but it was more of like a performance movie. So it wasn't like a

Paul (46:44)
Yeah.

Geoff Garlock (46:45)
Eerie Godard

did Sympathy, right? But like, just there. Yep.

Jason Gore (46:48)
Yeah, but that was still like the recording

Paul (46:48)
Yeah.

Jason Gore (46:50)
of sympathy. It was never like a, here's our storyline, let's go here, Mick. You know?

Paul (46:55)
I oddly

think, I think that like their stones might be funnier. Like, right? You know, there's a part of me that just feels like there is, they just have like a, like where I think the Beatles were cute and funny and got absurdity, I think that the Rolling Stones are much more defined like voices. I mean, I know we're talking about a very fine line here, but like they do.

Jason Gore (47:00)
I think they probably are.

Geoff Garlock (47:00)
Yeah.

Jason Gore (47:16)
Yeah.

Yes.

Paul (47:23)
They have a funny way about them that is just different. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. Yeah.

Jason Gore (47:26)
Mm-hmm. Yes. No, I agree.

Geoff Garlock (47:27)
I think Keith is naturally funny. think

Mick is funny, but maybe has a little bit of a Dave Grohl try too hard to me. And when it comes to The Beatles, I remember watching the Get Back, right? I was like, John Lennon is frustrating after a while. He's like that era's version of quoting Anchorman quotes.

Jason Gore (47:38)
Yes, I could see that. Yeah.

Paul (47:38)
Right, sure.

Jason Gore (47:45)
Yeah, on Disney Plus.

Paul (47:51)
Right.

Geoff Garlock (47:55)
Like, but instead it's like Spike, it's like the Goon Squad quotes, like...

Paul (47:56)
Well, right.

Jason Gore (47:59)
Yeah.

Paul (48:01)
Well, and like there's, there's, guess there's a difference where it's like, feel like, and maybe this is it. Cause I'm a fan of both, but I think that there is John Lennon probably takes him, took himself more seriously than any member of the Rolling Stones. Right. And it's like, right. And so, and, and, and so maybe that is the one thing that pushes it over the line just a little bit. Right. Like I don't, I feel like the Rolling Stones just.

Geoff Garlock (48:16)
Mm-hmm.

Jason Gore (48:17)
Yes.

Yeah.

Paul (48:29)
get kind of caught up in, I don't know, there's something interesting about them. now thinking about them this much.

Jason Gore (48:32)
Bye.

Geoff Garlock (48:32)
Bill Wyman's the ultimate voice

of reason character. Like he's like the ultimate, like he's the ultimate straight man. Like, cause he's never going to literally say anything. Just give a little look of like, Hmm.

Paul (48:36)
There it is, I mean that's a straight man. There's your straight man.

Jason Gore (48:42)
No, no. I don't, I

Paul (48:43)
So fun.

Jason Gore (48:45)
think the Stones like knew they were stars, like the Beatles knew they were stars and kind of acted the part where the Stones were just like, Richards was just happy to have a job. And that was happy that people were listening to their songs.

Paul (48:52)
Right.

Right,

it's the difference between being cutesy, because the Beatles were, the Stones I don't think were cutesy, they were sexy. They were like, the Stones fucked. The Beatles, you wanted to date. I think that that's like, I mean, not that that is totally, yeah.

Jason Gore (49:01)
Mm-hmm.

No, they were sexy. Yes.

Yes. Right. There's a shirt.

Geoff Garlock (49:09)
Yes. Yes.

Jason Gore (49:15)
The stones fucked the Beatles you wanted to date.

Geoff Garlock (49:18)
Merry fuck kill. Date, fuck, and then I know who the kill is.

The doors or something, I don't know.

Paul (49:22)
There

Jason Gore (49:24)
The doors kill

Paul (49:25)
is.

Jason Gore (49:25)
the doors kill the doors. Paul, thank you so much for coming on. You've got so much going on. And one thing that I've absolutely been loving is dark web.

Paul (49:33)
thank you so much. Yeah, Dark Web, Rob Hubel and I have been doing this show in a different way for a very long time where we just kind of entertain each other by pulling weird stuff off the internet and now we have stepped it up. We got a studio. It's a free YouTube show and yeah, it's been a blast. You can just find it on YouTube, the Dark Web.

Jason Gore (49:41)
Yeah.

Yeah,

Geoff Garlock (49:55)
It's great.

Jason Gore (49:55)
it's so much fun. It's so like some of the clips that you guys pull up. I'm just I just laugh my ass off and I'm just floored.

Paul (50:00)
the,

the one that really has gotten a lot of traction, is so funny. It's like, there's never for everything that you all do here with music. I find that same fascination with local lawyers and, and, know, and like local lawyers, there's a guy that we found his name is JG and all he does is take Instagram videos with his clients right after they get their cases dismissed and they are wild. And this one kid's like,

Geoff Garlock (50:15)
Mm-hmm.

Jason Gore (50:16)
Yes, yes.

Yes!

Geoff Garlock (50:27)
Yes

Paul (50:29)
Don't fuck with JG, but if you're coming, you gotta bring that paper, bring that paper. And it's like, okay, you happy, you happy, you happy? And you know, it's like, and there's like all, there are people, it's, I love when people force you into their Instagram world. And that's what it feels like. It's like all these, and that kid was not forced in, but everybody else that I see him do a thing with, like he's meeting with them. And by the way, where this idea came from for today was, I was watching, he showed up to court in a Rolling Stones,

Jason Gore (50:30)
Hahaha!

Yes!

Right.

Paul (50:59)
hoodie, red hoodie, right, and did a video in that red hoodie letting people out, you know, hey, here it is, you gotta get this out, you gotta get this one out. It is one of my favorite, yeah, he is amazing. But yeah, so Rob and I just find weird stuff from religion and you know, it's like, it's every kind of thing, every kind of thing, we just, that we love.

Jason Gore (51:20)
Yeah

And it's a, there's so much, it's just like, there's so much madness out there.

Geoff Garlock (51:27)
mean honestly that's why it's like Keith where like

when the internet is such a nightmare currently and at the same time I'm like well you guys are finding the joy the things that I'm still like well I mean come on guys there's real fun stuff out there

Paul (51:34)
Yeah, exactly.

This is the thing, it's like we came

from a culture of like, this is my favorite thing to do, is like you find this stuff. Like I remember literally being in my friend's house when I saw the grape stomp woman for the first time, right? it's like, oh God, oh God. And I guess that's like the thing that I still.

Geoff Garlock (51:47)
Yes.

Jason Gore (51:47)
Yeah.

Oh god, yes. Oh. Hold up, hold up.

Geoff Garlock (51:53)
my god.

Paul (52:06)
Want to enjoy like I want to enjoy like finding weird stuff. I mean, there's so much to be angry about my god, yes

Jason Gore (52:07)
Yes.

Geoff Garlock (52:10)
Self-Potato on Wheel of Fortune is still the funniest thing ever. Like, Self-Potato makes

me laugh harder than any comedy. It's like Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, but then Self-Potato is like right above it.

Jason Gore (52:22)
I

still I still think electrocute electrocuted woman speaks. Have you ever seen that one? Where it's I'll send you the clip. I will send you the clip. it's a it's a news report where a woman who was struck by lightning talks in the interview and the tape fucks up where it's where she's just like, and it goes back to the anchor and the anchors like I don't think that was supposed to be like that. We apologize lady.

Paul (52:28)
no, please send me the-

Geoff Garlock (52:29)
What is this?

Yeah.

Paul (52:37)
I have the yes.

Right, yeah, yeah.

Geoff Garlock (52:47)
you

Paul (52:50)
It's so, I wanna show you guys this just to see your reaction to it even though it's a video, but here he is. Here's JG in his Rolling Stones shirt. Oh wait, I gotta get it out of there. But you see him right there with his client. guess I have to sign in on, yeah, but there it is. I'll make sure you guys see it. But just to show up to Courtney, a full Rolling Stones outfit. mean, this is it. Here he is in a motorcycle jacket. He's showing up in shorts.

Jason Gore (52:50)
I've watched that so many times.

Yeah.

Hahahaha, yes!

my god.

Geoff Garlock (53:05)
I love it. my God. I love our justice system. What a great justice system.

Jason Gore (53:08)
Yes.

my.

Geoff Garlock (53:18)
showing off the guns in his gray shirt.

Paul (53:20)
yeah, he is.

Jason Gore (53:21)
Did they get a discount

if they get on the IG or? Okay.

Paul (53:25)
You know, I think it's like part of the deal. It's like you and

you have to you have to be an NIG.

Geoff Garlock (53:29)
Wow, I love it.

Jason Gore (53:31)
I

love it. love it. We love you, Paul. Thank you so much for coming back on. This was an absolute

Geoff Garlock (53:33)
All is awesome as always, buddy.

Paul (53:34)
Thank you so much, what

a pleasure, always, always,